Episode of Shannel Tarot Investigation
By Shannel
Ladies… I hope y’all are sitting down because what I’m about to share will have your pearls clutched and your jaw on the floor like someone just served collard greens without seasoning. Yes ma’am, it’s your girl Shannel, and we’re back with another wild installment of Shannel Tarot Investigation. And today, I asked a question that’s been buzzin’ all over these internet streets:
Why is Diddy so obsessed with baby oil during the freak offs?
Mmhmm. You read that right.
Now before you get to judging, let’s be real—we’ve all heard the whispers. In between the lawsuits, raids, and former flames speaking out, one particular detail kept sliding into the narrative like a slick bottle on satin sheets: Diddy and the baby oil. Allegedly, the man loves it. Uses it. Slathers it. And honey… relies on it.
So, me being me, I had to ask my Divine Angels. I shuffled the deck with a prayer and a raised brow, and baby, the cards flew out like they had something they’d been dyin’ to say:
Ace of Cups. High Priestess. Knight of Wands.
Whew. Buckle up, girls—this tea’s about to get slippery.
Ace of Cups: The Emotional Overflow
Let’s start with that Ace of Cups, honey. That card is oozing with symbolism. Now in a general sense, this card represents new love, emotional openness, sensuality, and deep connections. But in this context? Oh baby, it's given emotional release through physical sensation.
See, Diddy doesn’t just love baby oil because it’s smooth—it represents an emotional gateway. This man is overflowing with repressed feelings, and instead of talking to a therapist like the rest of us, he slides into freaky behavior to deal with it. According to Divine, that baby oil is more than a prop—it’s a ritual. A way to feel something real in a world where everything’s fake, bought, or controlled.
This card is Spirit telling me that Diddy has a compulsion to connect but only knows how through sexual experiences masked as emotional vulnerability. The oil? It’s a metaphor for him trying to create fluidity in an otherwise rigid world. Think about it: power, fame, money—they make folks cold. But oil? Especially hot oil! That makes things move, makes them feel warm, touchable. He wants intimacy, but he’s looking for it in all the wrong places.
The High Priestess: Hidden Desires & Sacred Secrets
Now when the High Priestess slid out the deck, I almost dropped my glass of tea.
Y’all know this card is all about mystery, hidden knowledge, and unspoken desires. And let me tell you something—the High Priestess don’t show up unless there’s something someone’s tryna hide.
In this case? That baby oil obsession is rooted in some deep, deep subconscious fantasies. Spirit showed me a much younger Diddy—vulnerable, insecure, craving control, and learning that sensuality could be a tool for power and escape.
The High Priestess says this fetish didn’t just appear overnight. It’s been cultivated. It’s tied to something ritualistic, maybe even spiritual in a twisted way. This ain’t just about pleasure—it’s about domination, secrecy, and symbolism.
Who is the High Priestess in Diddy's life? That would be his mother, Janice Combs. Did she soak Diddy in baby oil when he was a child? The Ace of Cups following the High Priestess tells me that sis was heavy handed with the application of baby oil. Rumors say that Janice throw parties at her home when Sean was a child. What did he see that created this obsession? The fact that he likes to watch Cassie and escorts covered in this oil tells me that this is a learned behavior that feeds him in a sexual way. Did he see Janice in a way that a young boy should never experience. This is sad and too much for me.
Chile, I wouldn't be surprised if baby oil was kept in some sacred drawer next to a candle altar and a playlist from H-Town.
The Priestess is also telling me that Diddy uses this oil as a spiritual veil—to detach from his own demons to mask guilt, or to forget what he’s done. It's slippery, just like the lines he crosses. He's hiding in plain sight, wrapped in gloss and scandal.
Knight of Wands: Reckless Passion & Sexual Conquest
And then came the Knight of Wands—and y’all know that one’s always trouble.
This card is about impulsive behavior, uncontainable energy, and sexual fire. The Knight of Wands doesn’t think things through. He acts on passion, lust, and the thrill of conquest. This right here is Spirit saying, Diddy got a wild side, and he’s been letting it run unchecked for years.
Court reporters state that witness say that Diddy has a "tootsie roll" sized penis. The Knight of Wands is a young (under the age of 25) masculine energy holding his wand. This tells me that he is holding on to something from his youth concerning his penis or wand. Most men are insecure about this type of issue and I'm sure Diddy is no different.
This card also tells me that baby oil is part of his performance—a whole aesthetic tied into these so-called “freak offs.” It’s about setting a scene, building a fantasy, and maintaining control while letting chaos unfold around him. That oil is a symbol of him slipping out of accountability, both physically and metaphorically.
You know how a snake sheds its skin to become new again? That’s what baby oil does for Diddy. It lets him transform. In those moments, he’s not a business mogul, not a father, not a public figure under federal investigation—he’s the Knight of Wands, reckless and untouchable.
And girl, that ain’t sexy—it’s dangerous.
The Bigger Picture: Obsession, Power, and Escape
Now let’s zoom out and look at what Spirit is really showing us.
These three cards—Ace of Cups, High Priestess, Knight of Wands—paint the picture of a man who is:
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Emotionally disconnected (but longing for love)
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Obsessed with secrecy and control
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Using sex and fetish as a spiritual coping mechanism
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Slipping further into a private world where he plays God
And that baby oil? It’s the glue that holds that fantasy together. A slick tool of seduction, a shield from shame, and maybe even a substitute for true intimacy. It’s no wonder he needs gallons of it—he’s drowning in his own illusion.
Y’all, my Divine Team showed me that these “freak offs” weren’t just orgies. They were spiritual detours—ways for him to avoid facing his inner darkness. Every time he cracked open that bottle, he was trying to slip out of reality just a little bit more.
And What About Now?
Let’s be honest, friends. Diddy has a very hard time committing to one woman. He rarely shows them any intimacy in public or behind the scenes. But he was no problem kissing his mother, holding her hand on the red carpet, taking her to major events and going to the strip club with her on the weekends. He said she can touch the ground with her palm. What? This is too much! I'm not saying you can't show affection to your mother, but some behaviors are inappropriate and crosses the line for a son and mother relationship. He needs to address his childhood issues.
The world is catching up with Diddy. The lawsuits, the raids, the whispers turning into shouts—it’s all coming’ to a head. His rituals, his secrets, and yes, his baby oil obsession are no longer tucked away in penthouse suites and private islands.
Now, the world is watching.
The cards suggest that unless Diddy addresses the root of this behavior which involves his mother, his fear of intimacy with women, his need for control, and his deep spiritual disconnection—his empire is gonna keep crumbling like crackers in a hot bowl of chili.
My final Thoughts for Diddy's Baby Oil Obsession
Girls, I ain’t saying you can’t have your kinks. But when your rituals become obsessions, and your pleasures become prisons? That’s when Spirit steps in.
The cards didn’t come to shame—they came to reveal. And what they’ve shown us is that Diddy’s baby oil fascination ain’t just freaky… it’s symbolic. It’s slippery, sensual, and sinister all at once. A sign of a man who’s been running from something for far too long.
So while the world focuses on the headlines, we over here at Shannel Tarot Investigation are looking behind the curtain. And honey, what we’re seeing is a soul desperately trying to feel, to heal, and to hide—all at once.
Stay tuned, y’all. The next card I pull just might have your jaw on the floor again.
Until next time,
With love, light, and a little side-eye
—Shannel
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